Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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