That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to jail i love you
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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