dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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