So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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