i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Randomize
