yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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