Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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