i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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