the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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