There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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