Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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