Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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