Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She needs sedatives and a leash
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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