you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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