24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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