3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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