Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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