I have demons in me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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