so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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