I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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