Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm just crazy horny about you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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