Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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