Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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