Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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