What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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