My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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