I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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