i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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