I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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