Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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