"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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