i don't like sucking hair
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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