After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
