when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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