Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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