We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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