apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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