I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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