i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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