pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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