Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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