Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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