i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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