Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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