Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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