Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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