how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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