The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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