Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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