i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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