Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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