That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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