But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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