I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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