this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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