oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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