Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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