Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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