Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sarcasm needs its own font
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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