Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Randomize
