i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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