i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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